JOHANNESBURG — FIFA President Sepp Blatter insisted Monday that the votes to award World Cups to Russia and Qatar were based on developing soccer and had nothing to do with money. He also noted that the world's biggest soccer tournament will have to adjust to more than just the sweltering desert heat when it takes its party-like atmosphere to the Middle East in 2022. Blatter said that homosexual fans "should refrain from any sexual activities" that are illegal in Qatar. Drinking alcohol also is restricted in the country, but Blatter hopes soccer's universal appeal will bridge cultural differences at the 2022 World Cup.
Good start to the 2022 World Cup. No gay sex, which for soccer means no sex at all, so that's gonna be an issue. This is going to be a tough adjustment for World Cup fans to make. Gay sex has been a staple of World Cup festivities for years. Maybe this information should have been brought to the table during the decision making process, that definitely would have given the US an advantage.
And good luck with trying to keep people from drinking in public before their country's World Cup game. I can't wait to see how FIFA reacts when the UN has to step in to negotiate the release of a thousand drunken Europeans from Quatar prisons, that will look really good.
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