Friday, May 30, 2008

Swiping the V-Card

Starting a blog is a lot like starting a relationship. In order for it to be affective you must check on it a couple days a week. You have to feed it information, be constantly thinking of new anecdotes to keep it interesting, and, if you really want to make it strong, love it. That's right, love your blog. That is why I feel a little immature swiping Karim Garcia's v-card on the first day of our relationship. This is like if a 25 year old MLB pitcher ever took advantage of a 15 year old country music phenom, oh wait...So as you can see I am a little worried of the ramifications of this ordeal. Will Karim go through a little pain? Probably. Will there be blood? Ask Daniel Day Lewis. Will Karim become so attached to the point of obsession? Time will tell. My friend B-Webbz has stated that nothing good can come out of swiping a one's v-card. Well B-Webbz, we're coming out to prove you wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 'Who are you Karim Garcia?'

Bet of the day: Mixed Martial Arts. Favorite wins 95% of time. Try a parlay on two or three favorites tonight.

Fantasy Baseball Player of the day: Dan Uggla. Someone needs to tell Uggla he was an average second-baseman last year. Over the past month Uggla is hitting .351 with 12 home runs and 31 RBIs. He'll look to continue that tonight against Brett Myers whom he is hitting .389 with 2 home runs and 6 RBIs in only 18 at bats in his career.

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